I Didn’t Talk All Day (On Purpose)

by | Mar 14, 2026 | Voice

POSTED 03.14.2026 // 11:58:21 PM // VOICE // STATUS: 🤐I DIDN'T TALK ALL DAY (ON PURPOSE)Today, I vocally rested.What's that? I didn't speak. For the WHOLE day.Okay, fine. There were a couple of mess-ups where I forgot I wasn't allowed to talk and a word or two just......

I Have Tried a Lot of Clown Noses. Here’s the Tea.

by | Mar 6, 2026 | Clown

POSTED 03.06.2026 // 10:13:00 PM // CLOWN // STATUS: HONKI HAVE TRIED A LOT OF CLOWN NOSES. HERE'S THE TEA.Every clown remembers their first nose. It's the smallest mask in the world, and somehow it's also the most powerful one. You put it on and suddenly you're...

The Three Kinds of Starving Musicians

by | Oct 30, 2025 | Music

POSTED 10.30.2025 // 11:57:22 AM // MUSIC // STATUS: HANGRYTHE THREE KINDS OF STARVING MUSICIANSYou've heard of the starving musician. Of course you have. It's practically a job title.But, honey, I've been around enough green rooms, banquet halls, and wedding...